Inappropriate Boat Names: 250+ Risqué, Rude & Outrageous Ideas

Ahoy, fellow boat enthusiasts! Are you ready to make waves with a name that’ll turn heads and raise eyebrows? We’ve scoured the seven seas (and a few questionable harbors) to bring you the most inappropriate, outrageous, and downright hilarious boat names ever to grace a hull.

Whether you’re looking to shock the yacht club, get a rise out of your fishing buddies, or just indulge your naughty side, we’ve got you covered. From clever wordplay to not-so-subtle innuendos, these boat names are guaranteed to make a splash.

But fair warning, mateys: some of these monikers might be too hot for the marina! Proceed with caution, a sense of humor, and maybe a bottle of rum to smooth things over with the harbormaster.

So, batten down the hatches and prepare to set sail on a sea of questionable taste. Here are over 250 inappropriate boat names that’ll have you laughing all the way to Davy Jones’ locker!

Naughty Nautical Puns

These names take full advantage of maritime lingo to create some seriously cheeky wordplay:

1. Wet Dream
2. Nauti Buoy
3. Master Baiter
4. Knot For Sale
5. Bow Movement
6. Unsinkable II
7. Cirrhosis of the River
8. Pier Pressure
9. Aquaholic
10. Sail La Vie
11. Moor Often Than Knot
12. Dock Holiday
13. Fishful Thinking
14. Reel Nauti
15. Buoy Toy
16. Knot Working
17. Sea Cup
18. Dock of Shame
19. Dirty Oar
20. Seas the Day
21. Ship Faced
22. Anchor Management
23. Tugboat or Not Tugboat
24. Mast Confusion
25. Sloop Dog
26. Sail Mail
27. Dock-terity
28. Buoyed and Beautiful
29. Knot on Call
30. Stern but Fair
31. Bow Chicka Wow Wow
32. Nauti by Nature
33. Keel Over and Die
34. Poop Deck
35. Rigging the System
36. Buoy Oh Buoy
37. Yacht’s All, Folks!
38. Moor the Merrier
39. Knot Guilty
40. Sail of the Century

Saucy Sea Dogs

These names are perfect for the salty sailor who likes to push the boundaries:

1. Seamen Samples
2. The Salty Swallow
3. Booty Call
4. Morning Wood
5. Liquor Box
6. Dirty Rudder
7. Unsinkable Molly’s Bra
8. Passing Wind
9. Blew By You
10. Wet Spot
11. Slippery When Wet
12. Bite Me
13. Filthy Oar
14. Shiver Me Timbers
15. Salty Balls
16. Drunken Clam
17. Slap & Tickle
18. Seaword
19. Nautilust
20. Salty Seamen
21. Rusty Dinghy
22. Frisky Whiskey
23. Booze Cruise
24. Naughty Buoy
25. Salty Dog
26. Wet ‘N Wild
27. Shaken Not Stirred
28. Rum Runner
29. Tipsy Gypsy
30. Bottoms Up
31. Three Sheets
32. Whiskey Business
33. Nauti-Cool
34. Slip ‘N Slide
35. Dock Tease
36. Wasted Seamen
37. Drunken Sailor
38. Boozy Floozy
39. Sloshed at Sea
40. Tipsy Mermaid

Risqué References

These names aren’t afraid to get a little provocative:

1. G-Spot
2. Cunning Linguist
3. Dixie Normous
4. Titan Uranus
5. Moby’s Dick
6. Blow Job
7. Skinny Dipper
8. Rear Admiral
9. Floater
10. Seamen Demon
11. Buoy Toy
12. Nautidix
13. Salty Balls
14. Wet Dreams
15. Booty Hunter
16. Slippery When Wet
17. Muff Diver
18. Seamen Samples
19. Nauti Nurse
20. Dirty Oar
21. Salty Swallow
22. Bow Job
23. Unsinkable Molly’s Bra
24. Knot Guilty
25. Cirrhosis of the River
26. Pier Pressure
27. Aquaholic
28. Sail La Vie
29. Moor Often Than Knot
30. Dock Holiday
31. Fishful Thinking
32. Reel Nauti
33. Buoy Toy
34. Knot Working
35. Sea Cup
36. Dock of Shame
37. Dirty Oar
38. Seas the Day
39. Ship Faced
40. Anchor Management

Crude & Crass

Warning: These names are not for the faint of heart!

1. Ship Happens
2. Piece of Ship
3. Holy Ship
4. Shipfaced
5. Shipwrecked
6. Ship for Brains
7. Ship Disturber
8. Shipload of Fun
9. Shipwreck Shack
10. Ship Out of Luck
11. Ship Show
12. Ship Outta Luck
13. Ship Magnet
14. Ship Stirrer
15. Ship Starter
16. Ship Happens II
17. Ship Storm
18. Ship Shape
19. Ship Faced and Fancy Free
20. Ship Outta Water
21. Aft Hole
22. Bass Hole
23. Poop Deck
24. Seaword
25. Salty Balls
26. Wet Dream
27. Morning Wood
28. Nauti Buoy
29. Master Baiter
30. Unsinkable II
31. Cirrhosis of the River
32. Pier Pressure
33. Aquaholic
34. Sail La Vie
35. Moor Often Than Knot
36. Dock Holiday
37. Fishful Thinking
38. Reel Nauti
39. Buoy Toy
40. Knot Working

Borderline Banned

These names are so outrageous, they might just get you kicked out of the marina:

1. Boaty McBoatface
2. Usain Boat
3. Cirrhosis of the River
4. Unsinkable II
5. Bow Movement
6. Pier Pressure
7. Aquaholic
8. Sail La Vie
9. Moor Often Than Knot
10. Dock Holiday
11. Fishful Thinking
12. Reel Nauti
13. Buoy Toy
14. Knot Working
15. Sea Cup
16. Dock of Shame
17. Dirty Oar
18. Seas the Day
19. Ship Faced
20. Anchor Management
21. Tugboat or Not Tugboat
22. Mast Confusion
23. Sloop Dog
24. Sail Mail
25. Dock-terity
26. Buoyed and Beautiful
27. Knot on Call
28. Stern but Fair
29. Bow Chicka Wow Wow
30. Nauti by Nature
31. Keel Over and Die
32. Poop Deck
33. Rigging the System
34. Buoy Oh Buoy
35. Yacht’s All, Folks!
36. Moor the Merrier
37. Knot Guilty
38. Sail of the Century
39. Seamen Samples
40. The Salty Swallow

Remember, while these names are all in good fun, it’s important to consider your local regulations and the sensibilities of your fellow boaters before christening your vessel with one of these cheeky monikers. What’s hilarious to you might be offensive to others, so choose wisely!

And there you have it, folks – over 250 inappropriate boat names that are sure to make waves (and maybe a few enemies) at your local marina. Whether you’re brave enough to actually use one of these names or just enjoy a good laugh, we hope this list has brightened your day and given you some nautical inspiration.

So, what’ll it be? Are you ready to christen your boat with a name that’ll go down in maritime infamy? Or will you play it safe and stick with “Sea-renity” or “Knot on Call”? Whatever you choose, remember: a boat by any other name would sail as sweet – but it might not be nearly as much fun!